For those who don’t rush the adventure… they just arrive covered in mud.

Some people hike for speed. Some people drive for efficiency. Some people actually know where they’re going. And then there are Vlakvarks.

The “Not Fast, Just Vlakvark” T-shirt celebrates the simple philosophy of getting there eventually — preferably via the scenic route, a dirt road, a muddy puddle and at least one completely unnecessary detour.

Because when you’re exploring Africa, fast isn’t always the point.

The warthog on this tee isn’t in a hurry. He’s got places to go, mud to splash through and absolutely no intention of taking the tar road when there’s a perfectly good dirt track running alongside it.

NOT FAST. JUST VLAKVARK.

It’s more than a T-shirt. It’s a state of mind.

For the overlander who takes the long way around.
For the hiker who stops every five minutes to look at something interesting.
For the birder who says “just one more bird” and returns three hours later.
For the traveller who sees an unmarked road and thinks “I wonder where that goes?”
And for anyone whose idea of a great weekend involves dust, wildlife, bad roads and absolutely no schedule.