Because apparently owning a 4×4 makes you a qualified professional.

Know someone who can identify a mud hole from 500 metres away? Someone who says “I reckon we can make it” immediately before things go horribly wrong? Someone who has absolutely no idea where they are, but is 100% certain this is the right road?

Congratulations. They’re an OFF-ROAD EXPERT. 🤣 And now they can wear the qualification.

🚙 OFF-ROAD EXPERT — VLAKVARK STYLE

There are ordinary drivers. There are 4×4 drivers. And then there are OFF-ROAD EXPERTS.

These highly trained specialists possess advanced skills in:

✔️ Taking perfectly good vehicles onto terrible roads
✔️ Finding mud where there wasn’t any mud yesterday
✔️ Driving around perfectly good roads just because they can
✔️ Consulting maps while confidently ignoring them
✔️ Saying “Keep going, it gets better further up”
✔️ Getting stuck somewhere spectacular
✔️ Blaming the tyres
✔️ Blaming the road
✔️ Blaming the weather
✔️ And occasionally admitting that perhaps the passenger was right

This Vlakvark has clearly been around the block a few times. He’s got the goggles. He’s got the map. He’s got the attitude.

And most importantly… HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION OF TURNING AROUND.